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The skirt needs to be a little longer, the boots a little taller (and sans wedge, but that’s a personal preference). There is something REALLY off about all the proportions here. That’s it, ensign…just reach up a little farther. So Yar goes down to Engineering, where we have another documented miniskirt uniform: I wonder if the replicator can make weed. In the 24th century, being a Deadhead is like being into Ren Faire What is she planning? A dance of the seven veils? On a beach? Like, seeing Tasha Yar “try on” Troi’s scarves is semi-amusing:Īre these clothes? That Troi wears? Yar says something like “you’re always so fashionable when you’re off duty,” but these do not appear to actually be clothes, just big swaths of fabric. But when this first aired, no one knew these characters, so the whole “wackiness” doesn’t work. Like, I enjoyed the episode from a fan standpoint, because I know all these characters and how they normally act. The thing I don’t understand about this is: this is the THIRD EPISODE. The rest of the show is basically everyone contracting this disease, acting drunk, and passing it to someone else. Like, “I don’t know how this show stayed on for seven whole seasons” bad. So we get a lot of shots like this:īecause this is a first-season episode, it’s…well…it’s kind of bad. Now, because Geordi touched that naked lady earlier, he is “infected” with some sort of disease that basically just makes you feel drunk: you get really warm, and also really touchy-feely, which is great, because then the disease can spread. This is only important because it has some bearing on the plot, and also this chair is hilariously ugly. Sally Jessy Raphael called, she wants her chair back So Wesley, as he often does, makes this little baby tractor beam and uses it to lift up this chair: (Side note: please remember to separate Wesley from Wil Wheaton here, because Wil Wheaton? IS AWESOME.) I want it to hurt when I look at Wesley to remind me of what an obnoxious twerp he is.
It looks like it’s made of a window screen, or razor wire. This one is not nearly as bad as that monstrosity from this episode, but still: what, what, what are those shoulders? And this collar, which I think is actually part of a tire: We return to the Enterprise, where ladies are still wearing minidresses:Īnd Wesley is doing a science project and wearing another goddamn sweater: And touching is how this “disease” gets transmitted. This is important - that Geordi touches this dead lady, because as we will soon learn, the people on this ship were infected with some sort of disease that made them a) act drunk, b) turn the heat on their ship way down and c) open the hatch TO SPACE. So Geordi tries to figure out what happened by poking around, when suddenly:ĪAAAAA! Frozen naked dead lady! We all knew Geordi was awkward around women, but even for him, this is slumming it a little. That lady in the back there with one hand on her own boob is the most action anyone in the whole place is getting. I mean, sure, they’re all passed out, which makes sense, but not even ONE COUPLE was caught in flagrante delicto? Come on. The other thing about these people is that none of them are doing anything particularly party-like. Is there a supplemental day rate for being flocked?
What I want to know about this shot is how much these extras got paid for being sprayed with fake Christmas snow and being naked.
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So the away team goes to investigate the rest of the ship and finds a lot of frozen naked people:Īrtfully arranged hands and pieces of cloth = safe for TV Clearly, however, there was a “my parents are going out of town” level shindig here earlier, as evidenced by the craziness of the straws. Yes, even in the 24th century, we are still using the same old twisty straw technology. See that yellowish-orange thing in the lower right part of this pic? At first I thought it was a streamer, but on closer inspection, it turned out to be one of these. Then there’s an explosion, and everyone is like “whaaaaat.” So they go to check out the other ship: The episode begins with the Enterprise going to check out some ship, and when Picard is like “what’s up, other ship,” some woman with a sultry 1-900 voice answers and tells them there’s going to be a big blowout. I didn’t even need to hear any more I put it on my queue immediately. He explained this episode by saying everyone was “acting drunk and all sexy.” I first heard about this episode from my beloved co-backup singer in Erin and Her Cello, Adam, who frequently watches the 3am G4 showings of TNG, but also frequently falls asleep while doing so.